whoaa .. actually never tought i used the god damn dial up to blog... but in another way dont want to forget what could possibly be my last deepavali here...

the night b4 deepavali eve

wanted to play fireworks ... but the fucking rain ruined everything... it was poring in tengku kelana... so we sat down in the phone shop (our new chill out place )

now this is what happened on deepavali eve

got up in the mornin... by the annoyance of bro.... since we had much work to be done... wanted cofee... since i couldnt be bothered making my own... or rather no one here to make me one (yes im a total spoilt brat when im back... lazy and spoilt)... i went to seven eleven and bought me some ice coffee... which was actaully some good shit... + dunhill.... and i was fully awaken....

then me and bro headed out to the bannk ... in which was fucking full... so that was also abandoned... then went to the super market to buy chicken... so being a cook my self... i got some really nice tender drumsticks... but the fucking drumsitcks were so fucking huge... compared to aus.. that i know .. it was definetely being injected with hormones... animal cruelty.. SOB's...

so my bro called mom to find out what else she wanted... and for her to reply that she left a message on the comp for bro not to buy anyting... haiiiiii ... so we got some drinks... and left the plaec

came back... and droped bro and went to the phone shop.. fuck it took me 45 mins to get there.. where it usually takes 5 mins... due to the god damn last minutes and wanabee hip hoppers.. polluting tengku kelana....

chilled in the shop for about an hour or 2... and came back home...

came back ... and to find out that my bangsar relatives are on the way... so waited for them and chilled in the hall... and was at my best of talking cock... made some discussion with my couz .. about how to market some websites in mal.. in which she gave me a brilliant idea...

afta that.. it was off to another uncle's house... for dinner... (father's brother)... went there... ate some good shit food... in which bro went for 3 or 4 rounds.... was chit chatting... recieved some ang pow ... and at sharp nine... the calls came.. .the boy wanted to know where i was .. and when am i coming.. so i said around 9.30 ill be back home.. and will call them to pick me up...

so reached home at 9.35.. changed to my fav ... indians MBL jersey and waited for them... around 10 something received a deepavali message from some person... whom which i didnt know.. so since im on my mums phone line now.. i called back... so i asked politely who is that.. he asked me is this rama... i said no uncle this is his son... he asked me where's your dad... i said my dad past away 3 years ago... and then he said im sorry ayya... i didnt know.. the phone number was still in my phone so i sent a message.. in which i replied.. its ok uncle thank you very much for the message.. and wished him back... ( coz the 013 number is my dad's number ) .. LOL... i was left speechless.. and the warmth of the sun was again shining

so ... now sat like a dumb fuck on the back of the car waiting for this son of a bithces... in which they came only at around 11... CIIIBAIII... so collected my jeans from them.. left it in the house and headed to tengku kelana... and it was a bitch to find parking there... fuck it took us 20 mins to find a place.. and we got the place also.. coz the other boys in front of the shop.. stood at the parking space.. aas it became free.. and called us to come and park in front of the shop... got down.. an i smoked with jet ( his nick name)... by 11.30 every one was there (jet, slim, mishant, sree, tharan, bala anne(he owns a money lender shop on top of the phone shop),  john anne , kishok anne (his wife and son .. its his phone shop by the way ), hema (a guy), kishok annes bro, and a few other people who i have no idea what theyre name is...

Now comes the reason why i blogged

at 12 sharp.... we started playing fireworks... but just before us madura textile started... (these are the fuckers that caused tengku kelana to be stand still last year... )... but hohohoho were they in for a suprise this year... so madura started playing the fireworks.. as kishok anne saw this.. he said.. ok boys lets get rolling... first up was fucking 6 8 feet long chinese cracker.. this it self was soo loud that all the hip hopping indians came and started wacthing what we were up to... up next was some fucking colour rockets.. it was like the normal air rocket.. only that it looked like the land to air machine gun bullet.. fucking huge.. and we started firing that... then madura .. took out their flower rocket box.. now this is a square box with multiple silo's in it.. that shoots .. goes way up in the air and burst into some flower with colours... they had only 2  of this.. we had like 10... so we went full swing infront of the shop... it went on and on and on.. and by now.. the whole shop and road was filled with gun power debree and smoke.. i kid you now.. the got damn windscreens were all in dust... and everytime we light one of this .. we stoped the trafick... fuck.. at it was already 1....

then when everyone stopped.. we brought out the big one .. the flower rocket box... i mean it had the same purpose as the one we were playing al lthis while... the only difference was .. this one cost rm 550 ... and it takes 2 people to carry as its soo fucking huge...

this is were we defy the average indians.. now instead of blasting it infront of the shop.. we closed the shop. .and moved to the middle of tengku kelana... stop all fucking traffic.. (it was a 4 way junction )... and lit it... FUCKKKKKK it was aamzing... it went for almost 25 mins ... and the final part was 4 shoots.. with each shoot dispersing some different colour and design... it was fucking amazing.. tengku kelana was a standstill because of us... fuck yeah...

by now it was one... then we went back to the shop and played more fireworks... now we turned to one another.. we were thorwing fire owrks and disturbing everyone that walked by with air bombs... by now.. my ears was soo fyucking pain full that i had to close when ever some thing was lit...

it was until 2.30 we played fireworks... fuck.. 2 and hte half hours of non stop fireworks... and everything came to RM 2000 .. maddness...

after this we started drinking.. the annes all called us into the shop to drink .. but due to respect . we said its ok.. and we started drinknig out side the shop.. (which is a crime..cant drink in the middle of the road) but like we give a fuck... but we had to stop as it startd to rain... son of a bitch... then me , mishant , tharan, slim , sree and jet headed to mishant place nad we drank.. think around 28 cans of tiger... we drank until 5... and since we were all sleepy and tired and fucked .. we called it a day and headed home... came back at 5.15.. changed on the aircon and knocked out....

i shall continue deepavali day( part 2) tomrrow.. as ive ogt to get ready and head off to another drinking night

on deepavali day got up at 12.30 pm .. that one also becoz of mum... this is how my mum wakes me up

1)she knows that calling me will lead no where... coz basically no one can wake me up.. instead she comes and offs the aircon.. which makes the room hot.. and im up... then i go and on the fan..feel pissed .. and sleep

2) then she comes and off the fan... in which i get up after sweating ...

came downstairs and tan sri's freinds are already there... so nochoice but to go and have a bath...

was itching for a ciggarete.. to told mum .. that im off to the temple... which was amazingly open...

has a ciggie with coffee from 7/11.. when to the temple prayed and headed back home...

b4 going to the temple.. while i was making calls waking up the boys... a chinese girl comes up to me and says

C:"wah u look different la"

me:"yah i know"

C:"you remeber me"

me:"im sorry , but you dont ring a bell"

C:"yes ahh... and she mumbles something"

me: "i htink you looking for my bro"

C: "i say malu, malu "

lol... how in fuck can people not differentiate me and my bro... bahahahah

so when i came back.. tan sri's frens were all smoking (rather 3 of them ) was smoking outside the house.. .the moment they saw the car park.. they put  it out and headed back into the house.... at least they have respect....

then they were there for some time.. and left at 2 something...

by then ... i already had round 1 of food... coz the mutton was too tempting...

the boys came around 3 ... and starting talking the normal rubbish...

then they ate.... with me having round 2

then it was off to sree's house... and that was round 3

came back had a bath . .and left for kishok anne's house...

anne was drunk .. by the time we arrived... and wanted us to drink... so out of respect we said no...

in which he said... no need to show respect all now... today is deepavali .. so drink...

so he brought us beer in coffee mugs... lol it was hilarioous...

and somemore he gaves us special brew... SOB... wanted us to be drunk in less time...

then around 9 , we left to santhra's place.. and promising anne we will be back.. went there and had round 5... fuck... i was like a pregnant women by then...

so was chilling htere.. and anne called us to come back..

in whihc he did.. during hte time in santhra's place.. anne had ordered 500 rm worth of fireworks...

so for another hour.. we were playing fireworks...

by now its already 1...

and ot keep up with the indian attitude... we blast music .. in his house... drank like a bthc.. and danced in front of his house...

then around 3.. we moved inside.. and we said we wanted ot leave...

inwhich .. he had gone and locked the gate... and hid the keyt..prompting us to stay and drink till around 5.30...

man it was amazing... a lot of OTHER things happen.. but since i dont insult without permission ... have to leave that aside...

but it was hilarious.. what people do under the influnce....

(*drank again on friday night.. 4 of us finished 1 and the half bottle of jd... thursday played lucky ball .. which was hilarious... sat watched tamil movie.. and sunday well watched man utd vs chelski .. and drank heineken.. apparently lot of shit has happened since i was gone.... and i missed it ... wat to do wat to do... if only they knew.. )